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About This Game You Are Not a Banana is set in everyday life and has a sprinkle of imagination and humor. The audiovisuals seek to evoke nostalgia for the 80s and 90s. This short form experimental game unfolds as a sequence of thought provoking events and surprises. This game also comes with a free catchy chiptune soundtrack. BETTER EDITION FEATURES • Rebuilt the entire game from the ground up : ) • 25 unique Steam achievements • Autosave, manual save options, and instant checkpoint loading • Revamped menus and UI (such separate music and sfx volume controls) • Lots of secrets and hidden story events • Improved minigames • More fluid movement and interactions • New dynamic lighting system • Revamped animations and graphics (pixel AA filtering and widescreen assets) • Revamped controls and new moves - such as run and search inventory : ) • 50% funnier jokes KEY FEATURES • Free original soundtrack (7 chiptune mp3s plus a remix by German techno maestro Remute) • HD pixel art graphics • Dynamic Fmod sound and music • Sound based puzzles • Surreal mini games SPECIAL FEATURES • Play as a banana! • Don't get lost in the infinite graveyard! • Avoid dying in your sleep! • And for the love of Hades, find your way home before the milk turns sour! 1075eedd30 Title: You Are Not a Banana: Better EditionGenre: Adventure, Casual, IndieDeveloper:Brian CullenPublisher:Fluxscopic Ltd.Release Date: 19 Feb, 2015 You Are Not A Banana: Better Edition Download For Pc [torrent Full] you are not a banana better edition Trip to buy milk literally turns bananas (The Banana version of Postal 2).____________________________Do Not play this game if:- Your time is precious- You want a game with some sense and an interesting storyPlay this game if:- You want to see a banana eat cereals- You want a short game with lots of humor and great music- You want to support something that Could be greatVerdict: 5/10. Nice exprimental little game, if you can get it as part of some cheap bundle go for it - but unless you are fan of this kind of short experiences, you can get more out of 1 dolar somewhere else.And I finished it on a first try!. Quite possibly the worst thing I've had the misfortune to play on steam. Has almost no redeeming qualities. Your goal is to get to the supermarket and get milk for your cereal. The 20 minute quest to get milk and come back has you doing some absolute nonesense in between. You won't have the slightest clue what the point of it all is. There is also a horribly designed "puzzle" that consists of a maze in which you have to follow an audio cue to find the exit. If you miss the audio cue at the start of the maze, you are left to wander the maze infinitely. It seems to stretch in all directions with no boundaries whatsoever. There is nothing to distiniguish where you are. The only way out is to retrace your steps (unlikely) or restart the game, because it has to be beaten in one go (no save).At one point you visit an art gallery and the character makes a joke about minimalist art. I found that very ironic as to me this game is even more asinine than minimalist art.I said the game had "almost" no redeeming qualities. It comes with its soundtrack, which is decent and worth a listen.. Well, that was.....something.If you´re into absurd, abstract, meaningless, kinda silly or even dadaistic humour without any given context, "puzzles" that will make you either laugh or desparate and weird little indie games, than this pleasently spaced-out 20-minute trip may be yours. Comes with a really neat 13-minute chiptune-score as well. Recommended in sale, 7/10. YES I AM, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE. At first I thought this was gonna be some sort of meta game...but I was pretty dissapointed. I guess this is technically an adventure game. It seems to be a way to push bitmusic on people...but I personally was umimpressed with the tunes in this very short and very simple game. I would've given it a better rating if either the game were expanded upon or the bittunes were a bit better. As it goes, this falls a bit short on both counts.. For the most part, just a really unsatisfying game. You can tell that it's supposed to be weird (and it is) but there's nothing compelling about it. The humor and randomness just seemed really forced to me, and the story isn't interesting at all. The whole time I played, I felt like I didn't care at all about what would happen next. Unfortunately, the gameplay is also really boring and does nothing to improve the experience. It's not that the game isn't worth two dollars, because it's not a mess or glitchy or anything. It's a game that had some effort put into it. But it just wasn't worth the time I spent playing it.I liked the part where you play as a banana, though. That was clever.. Wrong! I am a Banana.'Lies'/10